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tonsillectomy 

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.
"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"
tonsillectomy by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008
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Tonsillectomy 

A drink invented at Cornell College consisting of one shot of Ouzo, double shot of equal parts Jose Cuervo Gold and Silver, shot of Jose Cuervo Gold, and one shot of Bacardi 151 taken one after another in that order, followed by chugging a beer.

It is said to be a night's worth of drinking in 30 seconds, and not for those who can't hold their liquor.
Man that Tonsillectomy got you wasted last night. I'm surprised you downed it in one go!
Tonsillectomy by Kegmaster Kyle February 19, 2011
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tonsillectomy 

When a girl deep throats you so hard, you knock out her tonsils with your shaft.
I want to give that girl a tonsillectomy she'll never forget.
tonsillectomy by JDHalfracK September 25, 2010

Tonsildictomy 

Whilst participating in oral sex of a penis, the one giving the head shoves their head forward on the penis in order to gag themselves.
I gave her a tonsildictomy, it was fantasic!
Tonsildictomy by LittleRockLoser August 21, 2016

Tensilectomy 

Surgical removal of the central left side of the colon.
Me: Did you hear about Chelsea getting a Tensilectomy
Tensilectomy by nice dictionary February 24, 2022
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