Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.
I just tommy dicked my cigarette!
by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013
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Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick
I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning
by CS "You Turkish" May 19, 2016
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