Tom Jones
Tom Jones by Amahopeless May 2, 2011
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Tom Jones Theory
This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
Tom Jones Theory by Huey Long August 14, 2009
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White Tom Jones
A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)
Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."
White Tom Jones by dc sports talk April 9, 2010
Tom Jones Jr
Tom Jones Jr by Terpits August 11, 2007
tom jones
very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.
his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
tom jones by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021
Tom Jones
a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on
gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son
TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son
TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays