Tom Johnson 

(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.

I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!

Tom Johnson by jjohs April 19, 2010

Big Tom Johnson 

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

Big Tom Johnson by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

toddjohnson 

The name given to those defeated by the jews. The weakest of all gentiles

The other day in jiu jitsu, I was submitted by a jew. I am now know as toddjohnson

toddjohnson by Bsherm December 2, 2019