Tom
Tom. The kinda guy who swears alot and is generally miserable.

Makes you try to feel bad about yourself just to make him feel better about his own inadequacies.
Tends to be ginger and fuck ugly. Despises Women.

Favorite words are cunty and bollox. Sometimes could be stringed together as a greeting.
<tom> Alright cunty-bollox?
<dave> No, I'm not, Sharon just left me.
<tom> Women, they're all snakes with tits.
<dave> Really?
<tom> Yep, it's why I'm still single.
<dave> Nothing to do with you being an miserable, ugly ginger fuck then?
by Craig_David June 22, 2012

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Tom
1)The process of smoking marijuana
2)A high-grade marijuana

Originated in Macungie, PA
1)Hey guys do you wanna Tom later?
2)I got some ridiculous Tom today, I was so stoned I could barely see
3)That's some good fuckin Tom.
4)I'm screwed, my dad found my Tom.
by TheMayorMac November 03, 2011

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TOM
Acronym for: Technology Orgasm Moment.

Most commonly occurs at high tech companies where new discoveries are made.
That's some sexy technology...I am so happy, I could have a TOM!
by Techlover August 08, 2011

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Tom
A big time creeper with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything!
Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh”
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“
by TomHnumber1FAN September 19, 2010

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Tom
A guy who seems perfect to date at first until you get to know him and find out he's a complete freak.
My ex-boyfriend turned out to be a total tom.
by owlerrr September 13, 2010

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Tom
a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody
You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.
by your dad's man tits September 01, 2010

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Tom
goon, goonie, and goofy
Tom Haplin
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