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A cunt.
Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.
by Smokey Tits December 05, 2010
The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.
He will not stop until he has all the friends in the world. Tom MySpace
by Nobue March 17, 2009
a turd.
I stelped on a big 'ol tom.
by Deep blue 2012 July 21, 2010
To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.
You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.
by Max Tower June 26, 2007
A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n);
the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v)
when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)
(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed.
(v)Our company is bankrupt! Someone really tommed this one.
(adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do.
(v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.
by jonnys March 27, 2008
gayest name in the entire universe
Tom is gay
by duddy121 February 16, 2011
Time Of the Month-- girls use only!!
used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.
Mary: whats wrong? you look sad.
Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..
by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009