Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

Toledo Torpedo by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

Toledo Torpedo by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

Toledo Torpedo by mcquick September 20, 2007

topedo 

An amazing man with an extraordinary mind. Often seen to be the guy with multiple personalities.

This guy acts like a topedo. He is just awesome.

topedo by @Cedar May 14, 2021