by majazozo November 10, 2010
The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by The Pradigy 805 November 10, 2010
A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.
by The Stallion God November 10, 2010
by Blaster Master November 10, 2010
The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.
Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!
by duckfox91 November 10, 2010
The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.
What is that on Steve's face?
Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
by G-Monster32 November 10, 2010
When two sexual partners have intercourse after fully shaving their pubic hair about three days prior. Their genitalia resembles two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other and the resulting rash is bright red like the Tokyo flag.
Whoa dude, I just found out Andy Richter banged my girlfriend last night! I hope he enjoyed the Tokyo Sandblaster. Asshole.
by B*Long (that's my rap name) November 10, 2010