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A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
by Hugh Jweener November 10, 2010
A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
by roll here eggo November 09, 2010
A very interesting sexual position first mentioned on Conan O'Brien on 11/09/2010. It involves ingestion of large amounts of sand and laxatives, preferably while in Tokyo, and subsequently sandblasting another's face with your sandy goodness.
Wow, did you see Jenny's face?
Yeah, it used to be so wrinkled but Yoshi gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster and now it's nice and fresh!
by Willy Mammoth November 09, 2010
put sand in an asian girls pussy fuck her and cream in it then have her queef it on you
dude, that tokyo sand blaster totally ripped my dick a new one
by BLAHBLAHBLAH12345qwerty August 23, 2011
When a woman fills her vagina, and/or butthole with sand, and as a man goes down to eat out or toss her salad, she unexpectedly queefs, and/or farts the sand in to the mans face and mouth.
"Dude, last night I went to eat out Emily and she Tokyo Sand Blasted me right in the face!"

"I wanted to break up with Tommy but I didnt know how, so I gave him a tokyo sandblaster last night!!!"
by schwi August 23, 2011
The act of throwing large amounts of sand in the face of a chick (preferably asian) right after blasting a massive load that one has been building up for days directly into her face, creating a course gooey mask that when enthusiastically smeared around by the girl, covers her entire mug. This act brings a whole new beachfront meaning to the word bukkake. A word derived from Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or splash water). The unique mixture created when combining jizum and sand is sometimes produced in survivor situations to be used as a form of crude epoxy adhesive.
I took that chick under the pier and gave her a tokyo sandblaster. It was crazy, she was lying there for a half hour wearing it as a mask like I just gave her a spa treatment.
by BlakeMayne November 15, 2010
A sexual act performed by a women on a man involving fecal matter. Only Conan O'Brien knows the details.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo sandblaster.
by BadgerPoison November 10, 2010
A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.
Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.
by Cdre_Perry November 10, 2010
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