noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their
junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a
deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very
short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The
short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a
short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has
high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on
top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"
Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with
something men can use! I aint
cleaning up that mess!"
