(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010
Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
by Toddler Style March 12, 2009
When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
by Olliefur🐱 April 11, 2016
–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
See pain in the ass.
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
by Acephalism February 8, 2011
A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013
A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
by Team Eden August 19, 2011
by Proud Poppa August 4, 2020