A Todd (sometimes pronounced "Tawd") is a type of horse commonly found in the wild. Todds are very beautiful, muscular horses with a pleasant aroma that some say reminds them of corn and hay. These animals usually graze in Northern Alabama, but they have been spotted as far as Afghanistan. Many people are instantly attracted to these wild beasts when they see them, but Todds are wild and it takes a lot of patience and time to tame them. Once domesticated though, they prove to be worth the effort by quickly learning how to please their owners. Todds will eat just about anything, but they prefer sweet potatoes and prunes.
"Man, that Todd sure does look cute in that Army hat!"
by OldMamaDawg November 27, 2012
A Todd is a lazy, late, foolish, or miss-informed person. Basically, anyone that could do better by giving a shit.
Ben is two hours late. He is king of the Todds.
by causticdreamer March 02, 2015
A Fuckboy. Todd is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys ganna be fuckboys.
Todd, a.k.a fuck boy, can be anybody that pisses you off, example "me: dude that kid really just punch a whole in your wall for no reason?

friend: yea told the kid the party was over but he wouldn't listen and punched the wall.

me: what a fucking fuckboy."
by _BS_ January 06, 2015
(verb) to black out; drink yourself stupid; consume large volumes of alcohol in incredibly, irresponsibly short time frames resulting in incredibly irresponsible decisions, i.e. motorboating random females, putting peanut butter on your dick for your favorite neighborhood dog
"Damn bro I todd'd the fuck out yesterday and woke up with a 42 yr old Filipino stripper with three eye brows." "I'm never todding again." "Fuck this - let's todd."
by bpolti March 31, 2015
Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.
This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch
by craig_sucks July 03, 2014
Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.
This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch
by craig_sucks July 02, 2014
To prematurely make a congratulatory remark to an appointment during a Contest ment to ginx the Contest, either by having the opponent let down their guard and thereby giving Todd (or someone else) an edge or by Todd-magic outright.
"Hey James, looks like I have no chance to comeback this week in fantasy football, good game".

This is a Todd statement because I at no time believed Todd would lose, thereby giving the opponent a false sense of security.
by Todd knocker December 17, 2013

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