Tobogganism: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, Zealots are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum Toboggan. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as Tobögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckin'spanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient Druids, while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. Chubbs Fellowship LLC, and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,376 followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?
Chubbs: are you a tobogganist? Or have you ever heard of Tobogganism?
Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?
Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!
Stranger: *quickly walks away*
Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?
Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!
Stranger: *quickly walks away*
by B. McSpanky January 5, 2014
When you do a weighty poo then look back into the bowl of the toilet to find that it has magically disappeared. This is in fact a product of fluid dynamics and physics, with the momentum of the poo as it hits the surface of the lavatory providing sufficient exit velocity to skip over the u-bend and out of the bowl.
by Tobogganer April 15, 2019
Another word for condom.
by Cat Blackbone May 24, 2019
a sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs
by yip April 26, 2003
A sexual position in which a man is making love to his woman's breasts and pushes her down the stairs. He then grabs her by the pigtails and ride her down to the bottom. Typically a New England thing.
The last time my girl and I were tobogganing, we went, down the stairs, straight out the front door and into the street where her neighbor saw us and gave us a nice thumbs up, saying, "nice tobogganing!"
by Jalyssia February 18, 2018
by Colin January 13, 2005
At the top of a flight of stairs, as you’re doggy-styling a chick, give her a modified donkey punch between her shoulders. As her arms fly into the air, grab her wrists and thrust… You should be able to ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.
by PX September 29, 2003