A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.
Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone
Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone
I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.
Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.
Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.
by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004
by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022
The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
by Oscar September 2, 2004
The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries
by Wafflehoff August 6, 2016
by Pimp Daddy December 8, 2003
The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
by Tama Boyle February 1, 2007
A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey September 24, 2012