A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
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