The sexiest man alive with a dick the size of the statue of liberty. He is the sweetest lil guy and quite a funny lil guy as well.
Tobey is a pretty cool guy
by scooter_Alfredo October 15, 2022
(n.)
1. A stub-fingered dwarf.
2. Smiley toddler with a touch of down's syndrome.
3. Shin-kicking nancyboy with an affinity for black dick.
1. A stub-fingered dwarf.
2. Smiley toddler with a touch of down's syndrome.
3. Shin-kicking nancyboy with an affinity for black dick.
Q: Who is that little boy standing under the coffee table crying?
A: Oh that's just little Tobey, but don't give him too much attention or he will try to sell you life insurance.
A: Oh that's just little Tobey, but don't give him too much attention or he will try to sell you life insurance.
by Tumbletee October 8, 2009
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by illumigaudy May 21, 2014
A complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. Often seen wearing extremely homosexual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and Swiss (what the fuck?) hats.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.
by ninja II April 20, 2008