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Toadload 

n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.
1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."

Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"

2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
Toadload by The Great Ape Rape November 6, 2010
If someone is "taldo" then they are the most attractive person that he or she comes in contact with, also if your the "taldo" of your group you most likely have a better chance of getting layed. Someone who is randomly named or nicknamed "taldo" is 99% of the time superior to the person who gave him or her that name and his friends.
The fine boy with the titanic ballsack to go along with his extra long penis was the taldo of the bunch.
taldo by Genius June 19, 2006
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The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.
Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."
Tooldom by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
the type of guy who's gonna steal all ur money and then proceed to shoot up everyone in the house
toldoff is making fun of people again plz help
them: nah u deserve it
toldoff by retardo123 January 17, 2021

Tooldouche

The adjective for someone who is both a Tool and a Douche.

Pronounced:"TewlDoosh"
Person 1: Dude that guy who is wearing a sweater vest just pushed that homeless guy into the trash!
Person 2: Wow, What a Tooldouche
Tooldouche by alund93 March 31, 2010

toadogled 

to be checked out in a sexual manner by a disgusting person
Oh, dude, that fugly chick over there just toadogled me.
toadogled by BDF June 26, 2007

Toadloader 

toadloader

a guy who lives in holywood and likes to load it to toads!! or frogs or whatever you like to call them! even though he has a real hot girlfriend - now wife!!

The brother of an Olympian!!
That Olympian has a Toadloader brother
Toadloader by the poor toad July 28, 2021