DEFLECT TO KIDS 

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!

Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."

DEFLECT TO KIDS by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Take The Kids To The Pool 

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.

MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"

Take The Kids To The Pool by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool 

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

Put The Kids to Bed 

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

Put The Kids to Bed by GOODKID December 8, 2013

Taking the kids to the pool 

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

Taking the kids to the pool by Coiked April 13, 2004

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool. 

The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.

Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool. by T Money1981 August 25, 2009

putting the kids to bed 

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

putting the kids to bed by Demron September 18, 2008