putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

Chomo

chocolate milk beverage

The child molestor offered a glass of Chomo to his victim after the fact.

by Demron February 07, 2005

yard sale yuck mutt

A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back.

That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt

by Demron February 07, 2005

pant load

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.

That guy is such a pant load.

by Demron February 07, 2005