Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser March 20, 2011

titus bramble

What a shambles
i just messed up

related to Titus bramble - awful wigan defender

"titus Bramble" - i just fucked up

by lukeyddddd March 3, 2009

Kevin Titus

The greatest man to roam the earth. Should be treaded with the upmost respect, like a god in fact.

‘Woah’
‘What’s up’
‘That guy over there, he’s Kevin Titus’
‘Oh shit’ (Bowing frantically)

by PostboxMissile November 13, 2018

Titus Androgynous

An individual with large breasts, but indeterminate gender. Could be a well endowed woman or a man with massive man-boobs or something in between.

Is that a guy or a girl? I don't know, but they're a Titus Androgynous!

by Lil_Bird414 November 1, 2021

Titus Lux

Titus is always a loser and is bipolar

Damn, that Titus Lux kid is really bipolar and is really cool

by ClearlySnacks December 6, 2018

Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO

Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus

by chiefsfan2985 July 30, 2009

Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017