13 definitions by Lil_Bird414

Echo Lake

A term used to describe the water inside a toilet bowl after a person has farted on it. The echo refers to the echo of the fart inside the bowl.

I love listening to the sound of my fart ripple across the Echo Lake.

by Lil_Bird414 July 3, 2022

Tightrope

When two men with globs of semen on the tips of their penises touch tips and then pull apart, creating a long string of semen, resembling a tightrope.

Bobby and Jimmy made a tightrope last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 30, 2021

Pinheading

The act of sounding a penis with a needle or other sharp device for both suffering and pleasure.

My penis. You're Pinheading it. I came.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Lyndon B. Johnson

When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.

My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.

by Lil_Bird414 February 25, 2022

Michael Myers

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.

Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021