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titstracted 

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.
I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.
titstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
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Titstracted 

When you lose focus on what you are doing because you are staring at a woman's breasts.
I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.
Titstracted by David90049 July 9, 2009

Titstracted 

When you get destracted by a woman's breasts.
Justin: Hey Keith why aren't you getting any work done?

Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.
Titstracted by Irrigation Superheros September 5, 2013

Titstracted 

The moment/s one spends 'day dreaming' about female breasts.
Titstracted-

Friend #1- "Have you been listening to me at all?"

Friend #2 "I'm sorry I have been titstracted all morning."
Titstracted by MrsThang May 17, 2021

titstraction

A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.
Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.
titstraction by Taugosz July 22, 2008

textstracted 

when you are in the middle of something, (eating, reading, texting, talking... but not limited to these things) and an text comes to your phone, you proceed to try and do both things, or completely stop everything to check the text.
Billy had to have jane repeat herself, he was textstracted while she was talking to him. He blamed it on bad cell reception.
textstracted by cootiesun January 13, 2011

titstraction

What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.
Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!

Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!
titstraction by Mikey Mozzeltoff August 12, 2007
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