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Titistics 

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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titistics 

titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits
Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar
titistics by GlazeHer July 10, 2015

Titistics 

The measurements of a females chest.
Alberto: I'm dating this new chick.
Dave: What's her titistics?
Alberto: 36D.
Dave: Sweet. What was that last girls titistics?
Alberto: 32A.
Dave: Yikes.
Titistics by dafojr August 3, 2012

Tintastics 

Working out the small things in a situation, the fine print, minutia
It's all in the Tintastics

Working out the Tintastics of the situation
Tintastics by Andy n Jo June 15, 2016
Inflammation of the entire breast area(s) of a woman due to rough sexual activity on her breasts. Fairly common condition following instense tit fucking sessions.
Boyfriend: "Honey your tits look so good today that I am going to give you a case of tititis like you have never had before!"

Woman: "I love my tits to be fucked hard, but hate when I get tititis because of it!"
tititis by willDuer March 22, 2011

titastic 

One who is totally well indowed in the tit area, otherwise know as boobs, tits, buggoblies, or melons
Kara was so titastic that her back was permanently hunched, giving her good back door possibilities.
titastic by Billy wanger February 27, 2004
Quality titties.
Not necessarily pertaining to size.
Always natural.
Quality multiplied by the sum of tits, plus nipples, plus consistency, all divided by aesthetic appeal.
Your girlfriend doesn't need to lose eight pounds; that would diminish her tititties, thusly reducing them to just plain titties.
Tititties by Kim, Sarah, Travis February 19, 2007
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