Tissemaned

when someone puts a penis as your wallpaper

A: Why is Kenneth screaming?

B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!

Tissemaned by The Champ! May 21, 2011

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Tissemands dappe

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

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Tissemand

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man

Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.

Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016

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tissemanselanse

a danish slang word for something extremely ugly and/or extremely long. commonly used by the danish trampertøs

Wow! that's so tissemanselanse, and not in a good way

tissemanselanse by Svinepind May 16, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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