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1.
Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man
Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.
by Buggez June 05, 2010