a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!
Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"
by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011
Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.
"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"
You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"
You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"
by HandsomeEd November 30, 2010
A sexual form of Kama Sutra where one man has three women on top of him and they are each having much fun.
by alex ruch February 11, 2005
The definition of timmers is emo
by Jrap March 11, 2008
by Mighty B October 25, 2006
by Grace-ums May 1, 2005
The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.
Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?
Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.
Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.
by AmatuerMeteor November 25, 2010