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a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!
Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"
by Dreamy :o) August 02, 2011
Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.
"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"

You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"
by HandsomeEd November 30, 2010
verb - to poop. You poop.
Tiffany: Gee Miffy, you were gone for a while, did you have to timmer?

Miffy: Yeah. I so timmered.
by Mighty B October 24, 2006
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