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Tight Face! 

This expression is usually yelled by a third party when someone gets chumped out by someone else. Typically this is a heckle that adds insult to insult. Similar to shouting "CHUMPED" or "BURNED" or something like that. This usually results in an uproar of laughter.

It is a reference to the face of the person who just got told. Their face may appear to be tight because they want to cry or are extremely mad.
Person A: "How dare you give me an F on this assignment"

Person B: "HOW DARE I?!? I'LL TELL YOU HOW!! I WENT TO COLLEGE AND GOT A MASTER'S IN EDUCATION YOU LITTLE PUNK"

Person C: "TIGHT FACE!!!!!"

Everyone: ROFL
Tight Face! by Habakkuk May 5, 2011

Tight Face  

the face that someone makes when they get tight
Fulmeazy had his tight face on when team W won in P.I.G

Whitey Tighty Ball Face 

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.
“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

Whitey Tighty Butt Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your buttcheeks make direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their butt so as to inflict the most butt assery.
“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty butt face you!”

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026