thurston moore

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

by julie October 14, 2003

Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 20, 2015

Thurston burstin

When a thurston fucks a baddie with a fatteie so good she squirts all a gallon on water all over him

He gave me that nice fuck I had to give him a thurston burstin

by Yoguy February 9, 2018

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 21, 2022

Winchester Thurston

A school with two campuses, North and City, in Pittsburgh, PA. The class of 2014 are being bombarded with bullying seminars. It's from PK to 12th grade, and co-ed.

"Kids, you are bullying each other!! Sit at assigned tables!"

"Do you ever....
-lock people in rooms
-punch/kick people
-kill people"

"uhh no"

"yes you do! take another bullying quiz and seminar!"

Winchester Thurston sample dialogue

by don'tyoudareforget April 17, 2009

Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)

"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"

by Jared White May 27, 2005

Chucked a Thurston

To get drunk, and kicked out of the casino for harassing people with your crutch, not crotch.

Aw man, I went out last night and chucked a Thurston.

by champagnelily September 16, 2010