Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Jack Adam Thornton

A very sweet and lovable guy who deserves the world and to be loved by everyone and anyone who puts time forth into keeping his happiness. His smile like the sun and his eyes like the stars. Very trustworthy and can be a real memester!! Once you have him,don’t ever let him go because you’ll be a dumbass if you do. Show him the love he deserves and don’t let him forget how much you love him

“Weooowww whata daddy”😻 his name must be Jack Adam Thornton

by Jackityjizz21 June 21, 2018

Thornton Junior High

A place where bitches jump on milk cartons and moan in the back of the class thinking it's funny

Why are there so many short people at Thornton Junior High?

Bro shut the fuck up you're 5'4

by imusingthisnamesorry September 29, 2021

Billy Bob Thornton

A burned-out hack of a two-bit actor who smokes both weed and the pole constantly while espousing irrelevant answers during interviews about how small his wang is.

Man, I saw Billy Bob Thornton on that interview last night, and once again, he proceeded to Billy Bob Thornton all over the stage with lots of Billy Bob Thornton answers. What a douche

"I have no penis!" - Bily sic Bob Thornton

"If you wouldn't say it to Tom Petty, you shouldn't say it to me, BILLY BOB THORNTIN sic." - Billy Boob sic Thornton

by Shiggity & Trionna April 23, 2009

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

by Jerome Momas December 25, 2013

Billy Bob Thornton style

Jerking off, where if you start to bleed, you must continue jerking vigorously.

"If you're wrong, then you're going to have to jerk off Billy Bob Thornton style."
"Oh no."

by crvylooo August 14, 2014

thornton fractional south high school

Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.

There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?

*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."

by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017