n.
1. A defender of the undefendable.
2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists,
friendship, and mediocrity.
3.
Popular matress size just above '
King'.
v.
1. To be horrible or just below terrible.
2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.
3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.
"
Wow Jimmy, you really thorax lawed my science project."
"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"
"If we don't give her a
bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."
"It took me so
long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."