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Thirteen Ghosts 

A horror film from 2001 that stars Monk and Shaggy from Scooby Doo '02 film.
There's this evil uncle who gets some people's spirits in glass box in a glass house so he can get his family into opening the machine/ house. The ghosts come out and the living people try to do the right thing, which makes the machine house blowing up and the uncle dying via the ghosts who put him in the house center, which has blades.
Ok here's the titular ghosts that people are interested in, the backstories don't appear in the film and are hardly mentioned in the movie, but are in some DVD-first born son: kid who got in accident. Torso: gambler who ran up with the mafia. Bound Woman: A jerk who was killed by an ex. Withered Lover: The wife of the Father (Monk) who is actually harmless and proactive. Torn Prince: teenager who got set up and died in a car crash. Angry Princess: suicidal chick. Pilgrimess: a woman who was falsely accused of being a witch and was victim to mass hysteria. Great Child and Dire Mother: A mentally handicapped circus freak who killed a lot of people since he was defending his midget mother whos a rape victim and helped raise him badly. Hammer: Good guy in life who avenged his family by killing the higher ups who were thugs, but was brutally killed by the town. Jackal: an mentally unwell guy who wanted help but went insane in a nuthouse. Juggernaut: the Jason Vorhees of the group, very strong and tall and was abused and neglected too much, making him go mad.
I saw Thirteen Ghosts, but don't take it seriously or it might mess up your walk with God, or because of boredom.
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026