by the shit1717 May 19, 2009
by 69slaya June 19, 2019
When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
by Zbot1984 October 18, 2020
The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
by scarred27 December 9, 2009
by log_cxl November 12, 2019
The friend that tends to dye his hair black for attention. He usually brags about how hairy his balls or penis is and how big it is when in actuality, he only has a 1 inch peen. They also like to perform acts of incest upon their siblings particularly when they are under the age of 9.
by Zentoriously April 14, 2020
Mixing breast milk and poop together to create a poo milkshake and then feeding the milkshake to a fellow law student, often part of the "dirty ryan"
by Law Offices of P. Huff October 26, 2007