The Wheeler

Going to a concert with your girlfriend for the weekend, and whilst driving home, receiving road head. The Wheeler is completed when after receiving road head, you break up with your girlfriend still having two hours in the car with her.

"Is John still dating Katie?"
"No they broke up and she is really mad, he gave her The Wheeler"

by yayobroomman June 25, 2009

wheelering

Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.

Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.

by DevanRueben June 12, 2013

wheeler

the small patch of facial hair under the center of a man's bottom lip. Named for the legendary Government teacher/Rugby player from Miami, Florida

He became measurably more cool when he grew a Wheeler

by Brian Wheeler July 12, 2006

Wheeler

A wheelchair.

*That guy ripped it down the sidewalk in his wheeler.

by LTD1337 November 25, 2015

wheeler

One who succeeds at and dominates everything he does.

The Wheeler is my hero!

by italian stalion pulli May 7, 2005

wheeler

a boy who asks girls for sex, one who makes out with every girl he can get his hands on, a sexy mother freaker, a pimp!

haha that kid is such a wheeler he gets girls no probs

by katayyoo January 19, 2009

Wheeler

A master pimp. Someone who is always hitting on girls. "mack daddy"

Tom is such a wheeler, he has a girl under each arm.

by Bob December 4, 2003