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the voice of the common cock 

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

the vooch 

Beyond superior. What we all strive to be.
Man. I hope that one day I can be like the vooch.

Or, Dad, you got drunk again and missed my soccer game? Why can't you be more like the vooch.

Or, Oh, Reginald. I don't know what else to do. It's just so limp. I just ... I just wish it could get hard, I wish it could be as large as the vooch's.
the vooch by the vooch October 19, 2004

The Voices in my Head 

Either the most wonderful and self promoting voices that push you to do better or the worst and most destructive voices that push you to see you fall and bleed.
1. The voices in my head tell me, "You should do it! As long as you put your mind to it you can do anything.

2. You idiot! You're so stupid, you'll never actually amount to anything.

the Voice 

A term that Alan Rickman fans use to refer to him. Rickman, known most famously for his role as Professor Snape in the Harry Potter movies, posesses a voice that has been described variously as: melancholy, seductive, disdainful, languid, honeyed, and velvet baritone.
This nickname is also reinforced by Rickman having played the role of Metatron in the movie "Dogma". Metatron was known as "The Voice of God."
"When I heard the Voice say 'Turn to page 394' in the Harry Potter trailer, I melted into a puddle on the floor."
the Voice by S_k January 9, 2005

The voice in my head 

Some pretty scary shit...
The voice in my head... His name is Gregory.

the Voice 

the show on NBC. Better than American Idol. 2011 Judges: Cee Lo Green, "X-tina" Aguilera, Blake Shelton, and Adam Levine. Each Judge has their own group of contestants. Not only are contestants competing to be the winner of the Voice, but the judges are fighting to have the winning singer.
"Dude, lets watch the Voice. The show is awesome. It makes American Idol look like shit"
"I bet. Ever since almost all the judges left American Idol; the show fell apart.