The Venetian 

The act of coyly stuffing narcotics up your rectum, when attempting to cross the boarder.

mate,.....mate have you performed the Venetian yet?

how did you get all 6kgs of narcotics across the boarder?....i performed the venetian of course

The Venetian by Captain Clunge May 7, 2009

the venegas

an awesome side-affect that occurs when you hang out with heizel.

dang dude; last night i got the venegas! i feel freaking great today!

the venegas by Heizel October 20, 2008

The Venetian Corkscrew 

Sex move where a guy flips the girl he's fucking from her back (i.e missionary) to her front (i.e. doggy-style) while staying inside her.

Guy 1: Dude, switching positions during sex always takes so long, and it kills the mood!
Guy 2: Nah, man, just use The Venetian Corkscrew on her pussy, and she'll be cumming her ears off in no time.

The Venetian Corkscrew by Squidslimer October 30, 2020

The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

The Blue Veined Thumper by Redogg September 13, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by chaseathon! September 22, 2003