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When a man or woman wraps theirs legs around their partner's leg or legs when falling asleep. This is different from spooning because the two people are spread apart with the upper bodies. This will look like the shape of a V. It provides intimacy without claustrophobia or clammy moments.
Hey man, I finally got some last night. Oh yeah, how is that? Well, I had to give her the Vee before she gave up the V. Hahaha.
The Vee by ERIC Jenson May 24, 2016

The Veer Union 

A Canadian hard rock/post-grunge band from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 3 albums released.

Pretty awesome.
The Veer Union is a pretty good band.
The Veer Union by MaskedCake March 8, 2011

The Veegs 

Short for the affliction Video Game Aggression, or VGA, discovered by L. Rowell Huesmann of the University of Michigan in conjunction with the US Center for Disease Control. The disease is characterized with an unhealthy obsession for shader pixels, scantily-clad warrior women, and Hot Pockets. Sufferers will, according to Dr. Huesmann, become overly aggressive and proceed to kill every living being at their home or school as a result of playing too much GTA.

Symptoms may include sweaty palms; malnourishment due to lack of sleep; obesity, usually coupled with orange fingers; pale skin due to lack of sun; short temper at all things noobish; incessant teabagging; replacement of normal words with nonsensical acronyms, which are then pronounced as though they were words (i.e. "lawl" or "pwn"); and virginity.

Any person under the age of 18 is at risk for "The Veegs", regardless of any history of aggression, genetic or mental defect, or family or social problems, according to Dr. Huesmann and the CDC. There is no cure for VGA: parents are advised to smother their children and shield them from all forms of violent media in order to avoid the disease. Failure to comply will result in your sweet angel being turned into a vicious maneater before your very eyes. But don't worry: it will all be the fault of the video game industry, not you.

Remember: if you play a game, you're playing every gamer that game has played before. Use a gaming condom every time. As the saying goes: "Don't be a louse: wrap your mouse".

Also known as "Veeguh", the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym, as well as: The Stick; Mousey; Covanentitis; Plumber's Itch or Pipes; Linkus; Guitar Herosis; "A Case of the Kratos"; Apendi-Sammus; and "Getting an Italian Job".
Kid 1: "I just picked up Manhunt 2 the other day."
Kid 2: "Really? How is it?"
Kid 1: "I want to kill you know and feast on your entrails."
Kid 2: "OH CRAP YOU'VE GOT THE VEEGS!"
The Veegs by NecroSen December 29, 2007

Vet the Veep 

Cindy McCain: "John! Just what are you doing going into the closet again with those pictures of Sarah Palin in her bathingsuit?"
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."
Vet the Veep by FigurinOutLife November 1, 2008

peen in the veen

Parson 1: How does sex work
Person 2: Peen in the veen
peen in the veen by mystikspiralx January 4, 2026

veet the vag 

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.
1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.
veet the vag by jameesees May 3, 2023