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The Telegram 

armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service
"Mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. It didn't have to be a vehicle. It just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and Mrs. Mackall would get The Telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . " - from Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy
The Telegram by pseudok May 23, 2010
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the telegraph

A news company, for retards, by retards.
-You read the Telegraph?
-No, I heard they wanted to censor slang
the telegraph by Bhb October 25, 2019