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Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.
Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.
by drivingat30_sue January 12, 2009
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A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.
I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.
by JackS17 June 09, 2016
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Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
by Meldon October 25, 2009
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