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The Quake 

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.
"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"

The Quake is a lie 

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.
Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"
The Quake is a lie by BluepaiN February 26, 2009

The Old Quaker 

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.
"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "
The Old Quaker by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014

quake the pool 

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud
Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool
quake the pool by Salty_ May 19, 2019

The vegas quaker 

When a man sticks his penis in a woman’s ass and as he’s climaxing he slowly pulls out while the woman pushes out a fart which makes it sound like a duck has came out of her ass “quak”
After we were done it sounded like ducks were around us I told him it’s just the vegas Quaker
The vegas quaker by Shaione January 28, 2022

the constant quaker 

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.
Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)
the constant quaker by Deveins February 13, 2008