The Nintendo 

Sexual technique wherein during copulation, the male removes his penis, blows on it, and then puts it back in.

I almost pulled the goalie last night on this chick but luckily I distracted her long enough to pull off The Nintendo and went back to work

The Nintendo by Pocostomus October 2, 2011

The Nintendo Switch

An amazing invention but im stuck with the wii & the DS lite & almost EVERYONE I KNOW literally has a switch but back to the switch it has AMAZING games period.

I say to mom " MOM IM STUCK WITH THE WII & DS FOR MY B-DAY COULD YOU PLS GET ME THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?" Mom: "ugh we'll think about it." Me: "UGH! BUT IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING INVENTION!"

The Nintendo Switch by rainbowJFS March 1, 2021

The Nintendo Rule 

The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.

A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works

Nintendo

The Nintendo Rule by RustySnicklefritz December 19, 2013

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS 

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

“Hi, it’s me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS”

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS by Ren ;>; July 8, 2020

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS 

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Hello there everyone! It's me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS by koreandaaa May 3, 2021

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch

An epic crossover fighting game between a bunch of videogame characters, made by Nintendo.

Dude 1: Hey man, do you want to play some Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch starting at $60 available at common retail stores like GameStop, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, etc. starring Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Dark Samus, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Sheik, Zelda, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Falco, Marth, Lucina, Young Link, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Chrom, Mr. Game & Watch, Meta Knight, Pit, Dark Pit, Zero Suit Samus, Wario, Snake, Ike, Pokémon Trainer, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Sonic, King Dedede, Olimar, Alph, Lucario, R.O.B., Toon Link, Wolf, Villager, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina & Luma, Little Mac, Greninja, Palutena, Pac-Man, Robin, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Larry, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Duck Hunt, Ryu, Ken, Cloud, Corrin, Bayonetta, Inkling, Ridley, Simon, Richter, King K. Rool, Isabelle, Incineroar, Piranha Plant, Joker, Hero, Banjo & Kazooie, Terry, Byleth, Min Min, Mii Brawler, Mii Swordfighter, and Mii Gunner?
Dude 2: Hell yeah man! Let's play!

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch by LogicalThinker1 July 26, 2020

reset the nintendo 

Usually used after a failed attempt at something. The act of recalibrating and and trying again.

"Wow that was a pretty big fail. I think I need to reset the nintendo and try again."

reset the nintendo by jobringer June 5, 2009