Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.
by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009
When your girlfriend is sleeping soundly next to here and all of a sudden you jizz all through her hair without her realising.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
"yeah, totally gave Catherine the midnight surprise last night"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
by Jackbot February 18, 2009
While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.
Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.
by Shizni January 22, 2007
Secret acts of fun performed by girls, nationwide, at midnight. Origin: Trinity College in Hartford, CT.
(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)
(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)
i i i im your midnight surprise
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way
by THE midnight surprise March 9, 2007
It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 9, 2018