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The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.
Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.
by Rbs January 27, 2005
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Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.
I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.
by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004
Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
by Justin May 26, 2004
currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
The Johns are at it again!
by blokzberry July 11, 2006
Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.
"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"
by She'sNotAHipster May 30, 2016
Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.
Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"

Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.
by GeussWho February 21, 2005
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