When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
by thesloba May 1, 2009
Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state
in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party
I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
by ngicecream October 21, 2022
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."
Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
by Nassafizzle May 8, 2010
by Qu33fy January 2, 2021
Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"
Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or
Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or
Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
by NocturnalTalon September 3, 2008
My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.
The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.
Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?
The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.
Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?
by theasianamerican April 18, 2010
Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.
Had to do a little housekeeping.
Hear that brother!
Had to do a little housekeeping.
Hear that brother!
by Shuaman December 28, 2016