The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath September 28, 2008
A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.
by Toby Catzilla September 9, 2018
The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.
Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."
Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."
Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."
by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018
The Green Bay Packers are a football team in the National Football League, and currently the only non-profit, community owned major league professional sports team in the United States. They are owned by over 110,000 stockholders.
The Packers were formed and joined the NFL in 1921, 1 year after the league was founded. They are currently the 2nd oldest team in the NFL, 2 years younger than the Chicago Bears. Therefore the Packers are a very historic franchise, and they have more NFL titles than anyone else: 9 NFL Championships, and an additional 3 modern era Super Bowl victories for a grand total of 12. The Chicago Bears have the 2nd most with 9. Those facts are the basis for the distinguished rivalry that exists between the Packers and Bears. Together they own the longest rivalry in the NFL, having played each other over 170 times.
Green Bay Packers fans are referred to as "Cheeseheads" because of the state of Wisconsin's large cheese production. While it is often debated which NFL team has the biggest/best fan base, it is hard to deny the Packers are at the top since every Packers home game has been sold out since 1960, and the waiting list for season tickets has over 70,000 people on it.
The Packers were formed and joined the NFL in 1921, 1 year after the league was founded. They are currently the 2nd oldest team in the NFL, 2 years younger than the Chicago Bears. Therefore the Packers are a very historic franchise, and they have more NFL titles than anyone else: 9 NFL Championships, and an additional 3 modern era Super Bowl victories for a grand total of 12. The Chicago Bears have the 2nd most with 9. Those facts are the basis for the distinguished rivalry that exists between the Packers and Bears. Together they own the longest rivalry in the NFL, having played each other over 170 times.
Green Bay Packers fans are referred to as "Cheeseheads" because of the state of Wisconsin's large cheese production. While it is often debated which NFL team has the biggest/best fan base, it is hard to deny the Packers are at the top since every Packers home game has been sold out since 1960, and the waiting list for season tickets has over 70,000 people on it.
The Green Bay Packers are playing tonight. If I empty my bank account and sell my soul I might be able to get tickets off a scalper.
by Kopy November 27, 2007
1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.
2. Just really damn high.
2. Just really damn high.
by ugh no September 26, 2015
The most successful football team in the history of the NFL. They have won 7 NFL Championships(3 Super Bowls). Also have the most loyal fans in the NFL. The bandwagon bear fans and asshole viking fans think they're something else, yet they don't even come close to measuring up against the Pack. The Packers have the three-time MVP Brett Favre starting at quarterback and no one can even remember the last time he missed a game. Oh, and don't forget, the Packers play at newly-renovated, state of the art Lambeau Field(which is a lot better looking than that spaceship Bear fans call soldier field). So, Bear fans, Viking fans, and Lion fans, talk all you want, but look out because the pack is back in 2008. And yes, us fans do wear cheeseheads at the games and chant, "Go Pack Go," and we're not gonna stop, it's served us well in the past.
by ERJS May 10, 2007
A football team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Under the leadership of Vince Lombardi, they won the first two Super Bowls. Currently the star player of the team is the quarterback, Brett Favre (not Farve, you goddamn fucking idiots). He is considered to be one of the best players in the game right now.
by jbltk October 12, 2003