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The Treehouse 

A place created by Robert for secret marijuana use, but yet not so secret. In the Last few years people have discovered the treehouse and returned with their friends, THIS DISPLEASES ROBERT. Lately the treehouse has been victim of new guests that come in groups, and thanks to Josh Bernstein more people know about it now then ever. The secret location has been given up and Robert is very sad, and he shuns those who speak of the location and he will BANISH YOU for all of eternity if you reveal the location any more. Thus said, I will go make me a cake in honor of my tremendous success of succeeding to spread the word that the treehouse (yet public) was meant for Robert and who he allows to visit. THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOAPORASHUNS.
Not so much of a house... well... maybe to Robert

And Robert said "NO HARRISON, DON'T DO IT!" yet Harrison proceeded to jump off the 2nd story of the treehouse.

Jai did the Tornado on the skate-swing and busted his spleen.

Josh Bernstein told 5 buddys and each of his 5 buddys told 5 more and so on...

The never ending competition between Robert, Jai, and Harrison on the skate swing is going to lead to someones death
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paint the treehouse 

a blow job; a blow job characterized by the up and down licking motion of the tongue.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you take home that girl that you met at the bar last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, man!"

Guy 1: "Did you get her to paint the treehouse?"

Guy 2: "Yup, she even put a second coat of paint on later!"
paint the treehouse by D-Dubbs October 15, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026