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Someone who is too cool for words. They're the shiznit.
I live to serve the Count.
by jon.vs October 11, 2005
 
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The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
by Some pot smoking retard May 23, 2007