Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

Count Lucio

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 28, 2009

whiny count

Less vulgar (or typo) variation of "whiny cunt", one who complains needlessly about frivolous things such as fantasy football dues. Used to insult one's friends when they disagree with your idiocy.

Fuck you whiny counts! I'm shutting this MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!

by Captain Walleye December 4, 2018

Count Dankula

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018