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Otto the bobcat 

The official mascot of Otto Middle School, the most statically gay middle school in all of Plano, with its own costume. This position is only offered for pedophilic furries who like to touch children and give a bobcat roar, otherwise known as pure sexual ear rape. Legend has it that the principle created the mascot after finding a masturbating large cat with lotion in his backyard and still roams to this day.
Duke: what's that mighty roar?
Rebbeca: that's Otto the bobcat moaning.
Otto the bobcat by Mr. Pepper October 6, 2019

bubsy the bobcat 

A bobcat in the bubsy franchise. The main character.😸
Hey,did you get the picture of bubsy the bobcat? I sent you?

Otto The Bobcat 

1. The creator of the known universe, Otto is a magic space kitten who was spawned from stardust before the galaxy began. He currently lives with his buddy in North Carolina.

wreckin the bobcat 

A term used by uppity snot boys when they elect to run off to the lavatory. This is commonly confused with droppin' a double duce like it's hot into an already corn snake infested water.
Dude, Matt took off wreckin the bobcat again, friggen ponce.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026