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The Assasination 

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.
Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...
The Assasination by The Real Bone October 1, 2005

The assassination of BroBloxChris 

The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
Person 1 : The assassination of BroBloxChris was a horrible event
Person 2 : i agree

Legault the Assassin 

A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie
Manny, for the last time Moonie is god!
Legault the Assassin by Moonie March 1, 2005

assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

The queens assassination 

Tylers second major recreational activity
Tyler was 12 when he pulled off The queens assassination

the wallaby assassins 

The wallaby assassins are an elite team of hallucinogenic experts. They occupy the mountains of north wales. The wallaby assassins feed on trees in the early hours of the morning. The alpha male of the wallaby assassins shows his authority by marking his terratory in the form of kung-fu juggling. Every year, one member of the wallaby assassins is made juggling king, this is a true sign of loyalty and the highest form of respect.
omg. its the wallaby assassins !