yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her
by ranched September 5, 2016
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When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing
snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching
by ENKELIZE October 23, 2015
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To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"
by Brandonn February 2, 2008
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The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and act like cattle
Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch
by acdegrees November 22, 2004
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The best fuckn side to your dish, whether you're at maccas or at a restaurant, you're gonna need some motha fukn RANCH. You need a shower... RANCH. You thirsty... RANCH. You need any loob... U NEED FUCKN RANCH.
ME: Yo, i forgot to wipe my ass this mornin after big poo poo.
FRIEND WHO's DADDY OWNS RANCH FACTORY: Yo i got you *gives him 1L tub of ranch*
by Girls That Paint March 2, 2019
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The very existence of ranch is the most wonderful thing in the world and everybody should like it
Ranch tastes better than you.
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Chase looked at James and said bro that jacket is “ranch
Blake looked at Blaine as he licked his lips he said “ brooo that’s bitch is “ranch” she’s go good on anything!
by TurboTurtle December 18, 2018
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